How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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