dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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