My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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