3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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