You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i out mim tonsoeep
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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