did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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