Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He passed out mid-signature
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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