I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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