It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
