I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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