better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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