I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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