Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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