I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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