Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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