But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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