Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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