She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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