I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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