oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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