I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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