Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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