Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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