I'm sorry my penis didn't work
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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