This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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