You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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