Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
