that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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