Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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