So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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