Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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