Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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