no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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