just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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