I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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