I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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