If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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