well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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