Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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