What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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