Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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