Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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