He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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