Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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