no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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