I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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