Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He passed out mid-signature
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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