so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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