dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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