haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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